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Altitude Walker

March 20th, 2007, by Rich.


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Altitude Walker

A long time ago in a hamlet far far away, I shared a house, worked and drank an occasional beer with somebody who was slightly taller, but lamentably (for him) far less handsome than myself. His name was Andy and he was a rather impetuous boy: a life ruled by impulse and extremes, as evidenced by the “flamingo” photographs.

A flamingo and a succession of ill advised shirts.Due to a seemingly random series of events, the wiser and more benevolent side of Andy’s internal self has acquiesced with the over inquisitive and but danger-to-itself “curious child” part of his brain and managed to sign the whole of Andy up for the Xtreme Everest expedition; a medical study aiming to see how the human body reacts at altitude.

Expedition

The expedition are hoping to help understand the effect of hypoxia (low blood oxygen) on supposedly healthy adults. This is relevant in the field of intensive care as patients almost universally suffer from hypoxia so understanding how to get more oxygen into people’s bloodstream is how you keep them alive. Or so the doctors on the project say anyway.

The upshot is 3 weeks trekking at altitude, interspersed with tests involving needles, physical jerks, general prodding, putting different shaped blocks in holes (apparently you get stupid at altitude) and whatever other weird things the doctors can dream up.

Carbon Gilt

For some reason, Andy decided that just a single act of (uncharacteristic) philanthropy wasn’t enough and figured that he might as well raise some money for a good cause while he was up there; and decided to offset the guilt of flying long haul to Nepal by choosing a charity dedicated to the environment - namely Friends of the Earth.

He then asked me to “use my colossal internet presence to spread the word and put forth the metaphorical cap of pleading for donations to this cause“. How could I refuse? Donate, donate, donate! Now, now now!

Turn the screw

If anyone thinks of any tests that might inspire the doctors to find inventive, painful or (preferably) embarrassing ways to prod Andy in the name of medical science, do speak up!

I’m wondering if hypoxia affects the time taken for a tongue to become stuck to a frozen metal pole.


The pictured shape toy was designed by Melissa and Doug.

19 Responses to “Altitude Walker”

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  1. 11
    Andy W Says:

    http://www.ibnlive.com/news/docs-on-everest-mission-get-bitter-dose/37550-11.html

    Oh disodium tetraborate! This could be the worst of all worlds. If the medical types don’t get to experiment on the first batch of people out there then they’ll be itching to make up for lost time with me when I go out there. Though somehow I suspect it’s those wily Nepal Health Research Council types invoking a little known law to get themselves what we like to call in the trade “a piece of the action”. Have to hope so anyway.

  2. 12
    Andy W Says:

    http://www.xtreme-everest.co.uk/news_detail.php?newsid=479

    Am I getting old and cynical to think that “amicable agreement” sounds like a donation to the “orphans’ retirement fund”.

  3. 13
    Andy W Says:

    Apparently, the expedition is on BBC News tonight. Groups A and B have already made it to Base Camp (I’m in J)

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6572533.stm

  4. 14
    Marky Mark Says:

    Good luck Mr Walker today seems to be your ‘off’ date - please don’t contract high altitude pulminary edema as it is rather unpleasant.

  5. 15
    Andy W Says:

    It’s 2:36pm and I’m in Kathmandu which is bizarrely 4.75 hours ahead of the UK. Got here yesterday early in the morning and it’s all been a bit of a blur. From the ritual tourist fleecing at the airport to the bus ride through the city to the hotel. Kathmandu is completely mental. The pollution has to be breathed to be believed and I’ve come to the conclusion that motorists and cyclists navigate via echo location with their horns. Finally flaked out at 8pm last night to get my first sleep in a couple of days to be woken up for our early morning diary and baseline tests (blood pressure, resting pulse/blood oxygen, exercising pulse/blood oxygen and how are you feeling chart). Then onto the lab and the first test which was just blood samples, spirometry (breathing into a tube until you start hacking up all the smog you inhaled) and the bike ramp test (increase the resistance until you are physically unable to move). Tomorrow morning we’re off to catch our plane to Lukla and start on the trail so another early night (they’re making us do our diaries at 4am tomorrow - bastards). When we get to Lukla we’ll be meeting the team from Horizon who have decided that our expedition is the “lucky” one which gets filmed. The BBC guys have been at Base Camp for the last few weeks and will be well adjusted to altitude. While we are going to be getting our first taste of it. At least it’s the good old Beeb so the whole thing won’t turn into some of “Big Brother on Everest” reality TV show. But, the potential for me making an arse of myself in front of the camera just went up a few notches.

    Off to chill by the pool now for my last moments of peace for a few weeks. Ta ta.

  6. 16
    Andy W Says:

    Me again. We’re now in Namche Bazaar. Two days into trekking. Flew into Lukla yesterday morning after Nev (aka Satan) made us get up at 4am. Then walked to Monjo where we stayed for the night. Life is difficult up here. Simple things like breathing are challenging. Walking uphill is as hard as running at full pelt. The Talking is the weirdest thing. When I had the blood oxygen meter on this morning - just the act of talking dropped my blood sat to 84 (at sea level it’s usually 98-99 and

  7. 17
    Rich Says:

    It appears the doc’s have been making themselves useful since Andy returned.

  8. 18
    Andy W Says:

    Makes a change from descending on our mess tent like a horde of locusts and attempting to devour all our food and booze ;-)

    Finally got around to culling my photos down to a semi-manageable size which can be found at
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/8484345@N02/sets/72157600267986684/

  9. 19
    Andy W Says:

    While we were testing at Base Camp there was a huge roar outside and a large quantity of snow came down from Pumori. Someone was quick enough to capture the thing on video. The bottom of the mountain was about 1km away across the glacier and the thing still dusted the southern end of the camp.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYssxmIcX0c

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