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Schrödinger’s Preening Booth

March 9th, 2006, by Rich, in Science, Silly.


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Schrödinger's Preening Booth

Schrödinger’s cat, bless it’s little white paws, had a pretty tough time of it; what with being locked in an imaginary box, and having to share that space with only a decaying radioactive isotope. At the end of the experiment, when the box is opened and the cat is observed, it’s probability wave collapses into either a live cat or a dead cat. It’s not exactly an easy life (or death). More…

Google Big Daddy Update

March 1st, 2006, by Rich, in Google.

The rise in referral traffic from Google seems to have stabilized, so I’ve re-run the analysis from last week and updated the big daddy status list to reflect the current status of the various datacentres; two of which appear to have switched over to BigDaddy during the last week. Curiously (or not, depending on how conspiratorial you want to be) the logs show not one single referral from any of the machines in the IP range of each datacentre, yet.

Categories were Temporarily Kaput

February 21st, 2006, by Rich, in Website, WordPress.

For some reason, ever since I upgraded to WordPress 2.0, the categories on this site haven’t been working. I’ve now upgraded to 2.0.1 and they’re still not happy. I had hoped that the upgrade would help… but alas… More…

Cor Blimey Guv

February 20th, 2006, by Rich, in Society, Website, WordPress.


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Cor Blimey Guv

Would you Adam and Eve it, we’re at number 2 in the BritBlog top 50. Cor blimey! Love a duck! More…

Understanding Google’s Bigdaddy Rollout

February 20th, 2006, by Rich, in Google.

Several news and technical commentary sites have been pronouncing the arrival of Google’s Bigdaddy datacentre over the last few weeks, and looking at the stats for this site over the last few days I might be seeing it’s effect - hits from Google are up. After a little digging, I reckon the rollout is 50% complete. More…

Two Nuclear Fallacies

January 23rd, 2006, by Rich, in Politics, Science.


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Two Nuclear Fallacies

Nuclear Energy is neither carbon-free, nor is it a secure energy, yet our government representatives appear to be drinking in everthing the Nuclear Industry offers them.

This morning on the BBC’s Breakfast Television programme we were treated to an interview with Alan Johnson MP, the Trade and Industry Secretary. The interview follows coverage of the the announcement that the government has ordered the Health and Safety Executive to assess all UK nuclear reactors. More…

Expected Downtime (Early Warning)

January 12th, 2006, by Rich, in Website.

Reallocation of network services will result in some downtime between Thursday 9th and Sunday 12th February 2006 (4 weeks from today). I don’t expect a total black hole of nothingness, but some disruption and/or curious behaviour may be unavoidable.

WordPress 2.0

January 11th, 2006, by Rich, in Website, WordPress.

It’s a windy night in Portsmouth and I can’t sleep, so I’ll be updating the blog to WordPress 2.0 during the next few hours. If the theme changes, or if things break, that’s expected during the upgrade process. More…

Space Cadets

December 7th, 2005, by Rich, in Silly, Society, Tech.


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Space Cadets

Channel 4 will tonight air the first of ten programmes that amount to one of the largest television hoaxes of all time. Participants in the Space Cadets programme are a group of would-be astronauts who believe they have been flown to Russia, and that they will soon become space tourists, all in the name of television. More…

Google Earth: Major UK Update

December 3rd, 2005, by Rich, in Google, Google Earth.

Just a quickie this, because there’s so much to look at. Google Earth has just had a major data update for the UK. More…