Google Chav
One of the more random ideas I had recently was based around Google’s “special searches” which enable a more focussed search to be conducted based on the knowledge that a reader is interested in a general topic.
I hypothesised that it is not specifically the topic that’s important, but the stereotype of the person who is doing the search. I therefore wondered, “Could the same demographic population groupings that are used in the advertising profession be used to tailor a search based on what you are socially most likely to want to know?”
I predict that although the subject matter of the search results should be approximately the same, it could probably be provided by a more appropriate source for the reader. In short: If I search for something, the results that are returned to me will be more useful if my stereotypical likes and dislikes are somehow included.
Unless there is a global shift towards communism, a classless society cannot exist, so if my hypothesis is correct it could prove valuable in our capitalist world. So, embracing our social baggage and the fact that we’re all different, and without further ado, I present Google Chav.
It’s a crude hack, but it works. Pretend for a few moments that you’re a Chav, and try a few searches. It appears that my general theory is correct – the content is largely the same, but the vendors are different.
I’ve tried two ways of influencing the content so far. The first is through direct insertion of terms into the search which is what you see on the site. The second method uses google’s “related:” function and for that I created a page containing things associated with chavs (having done my research by initially googling for chav). Currently the second option is not effective, because the GoogleBot has yet to index the page, so google doesn’t know what’s on it. Over time I expect this to change.

78 Comments
Omg what can u do on it?
Its well good i really like it mi friends don’t i think the emo google is rubbish
u LOT R ALL NEEKZ
well i dont like it i hate chavs (council house and violent)lol!
anyway im more emo/punk why not make….. google emo
OMG have you seen what that emo lass wrote she hates chavs and she put they live in council houses well i got sum thing to say a live in a council and am not a chav so dont jugde every body till u look at YOUR SELF in the mirror and I LIKE CHAVS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE NATALIE.D PEACE OUT MY HOMIES….. Xxx
I now realise the error of my ways and promise not to leave unkind defamatory comments about other people on random websites. It was childish of me and I am sorry for being such a silly nuisance.
whats gwanin with this?
tis mental man
off the hook srs.
Safe mush.
Dis is totally blingin man!
Great idea blood.
Safe Familan (:
xx
yh mush.
da best webbie in da world m8!!!!!!1
OH, SNAP !
hey peeps sup dis website iz wikid init
Yo Yo Homies yeah blud dis is sick innit proper google is bait!
Yo bluds dis shiz is off da hook init! bare mans luv dis coz itz siktings init! BRAP!!
Soon
chavs are ace boomtin blood bred bin big it up white boys for lyf
brrrrraaaaapppp pop pop sik tingz
i like the page because its funny but i really hate chavs. they’re scumbags and wannabe gangsters
eh dan well i got something to say to you. You just cant go around calling chavs scumbags cause there not they might think people are nerds are sum thing like that. well you shundnt judge a book by its cover cause it would be diffrent if it was you so put a banging donk on that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE NATALIE.D Xxx
well this was just funny

‘ I’m feeling chavvy ‘ haha
you people are clever
are you who made this a chav?
I think it’s really good, I’m not truly a chav at all to be honest, although to look at me you’d think I kinda was, but I’m no where near the extremes they are. I dress like that, and thats about it, and no way do I tuck my trackies into my socks nor do I wear burberry ever, but I do wear a baseball cap, haha.
It’s just funny for us, so me and a quite a few of us have made it our homepage
we think it is funny:)
you sould make a girly google so the “L” could be a lipstick or something
yeahh ish ok yaa knw wot am sayin bled yeahh
like guns n all that street stuff if yaa get wot am sayin yaa knw
try n make it street style if yaa get wot am sayin bled
am out bled masta
bluds – i speak chav init – oldskool what jacks sayn iz:
brap brap init!
I love how chavs talk, i grew up with them all around so they kinda like family
u is coshti
Lol’d at all thiss readingg all the comments out loudd wivv all the badmanzz repping uree endz likee ya gett mee brapp brappp! GET YA GUNZ OUT! Am Off
ay pure cush its proper buzzing wicked ay MINT!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS PROPER RAGIE LIKE
LOVE NATALIE.D Xxx
chavs are annoying tbh
emo’s aree soo u there selfs ..
so get of this pagee