Ok, call me crazy old fool, but with Revenge of the Sith out in a couple of days, I was clicking through the BBC website and got tempted into taking a miniature Star Wars test.

You can take the test yourself, or, if you prefer, worry with me that I got all 14 questions correct without having to cheat, or even having to think. It was as if they were asking me things like my mother’s name. All too easy.

Note – offers of counselling will only be accepted from those who didn’t spot the quotes in that last two paragraphs.

Note to Mum – you’re not eligible for any prizes because you already know your name and you won’t have spotted that the title of this article is a quote too.