Following a largely unscientific, but rather amusing test it has been decided that my life has a BBFC rating of 12A.

This means it’s “Suitable for 12 years or older, but under 18s must be with an adult. This is virtually identical to the 12 certificate, in that we’ll have some adult-themed storylines, but no real meat or detail. No scary bits, but some language and maybe a bit of skin.”

Some examples of 12A films are: Die Another Day and Lord Of The Rings. You are cordially invited to see what your rating is.