Tags: Google Earth, Silly
On Tailings and Apple’s 30th Anniversary
April 1st, 2006, by Rich.
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Just to make sure there are no confused people out there, the giant iPod space advert is actually a tailings storage facility; part of an active goldmine in Paddington, West Australia.
It’s not really a giant iPod; and no, there was no high-stakes poker game between Kerry Packer and Steve Jobs, I made that bit up.
Space really does “begin” at 100Km high, so the dam really could be visible, but is most likely indistinguisable.
What’s also true is that it’s Apple’s 30th Anniversary on April 1st 2006 - and in Australia it already is April 1st, ’cause Brisbane is 10 hours ahead of GMT, so although this server’s time zone tells me it’s still 31/3, I have no doubt Dad is (probably at this very moment) attaching an exploding cork to someone’s hat and hiding a plastic novelty spider under a toilet seat.
See it in Google Earth (Free Mac & PC versions available here).
Thanks
If you believed; if you wanted to believe, or if you blogged it or reported it, thanks!, it was fun to watch a small April fool that was intended for a few family and friends as it went global!
Getting mentioned in Engadget, Gizmodo, the Grauniad, CNN Money and InternetNews was great. There are too many others and I’ve not had time to see them all yet.
A special mention is also due to Leon who kindly contacted me and put me straight thus:
I already read this somewhere, I cant remember where but when I saw this and read that it was an exclusive story; I have to correct you, it isn’t, I already read it and that it was aquired in a poker match, and saw it on google maps, sorry mate.
Having someone believe the story so much that they let me down gently about not being an exclusive, especially highlighting the bit about the poker; that made my week.
Thanks are also due to Apple afficionado Steve Woolley for proof reading the original article and also to the people kind enough to point out that the structure is a tailings dam (there were remarkably few of you). I didn’t know this when I made up the story, but assumed there was some kind of evaporation happening because of the pattern.
Tailings
So you may well ask: since it’s not an iPod, what is a tailings dam?
There are an estimated 300 tailings dams in Australia, but fewer than 100 are in operation.
The exact content of a tailings dam depends on the geological composition of the ore that is being mined and any chemicals (explosives, corrosives and catalysts) that are employed in the mining and extraction process.
Paddington is actually a gold mine (not a disused mineral mine at all, I made that up too), so the tailings will be commensurate with a gold extraction process. Close up, the (highly acidic) tailings dam in Paddington looks like this.
The general cosensus is that tailings dams are among the most toxic man made areas on Earth. As liquids are absorbed into bedrock or evaporate, the dessiccated tailings can become airbourne, leading to long-term widespread pollution of the area surrounding a tailings facility.
Discovering the iPod
Several people have asked how I came across the thing in the first place, and that’s down to the fact that searching for locations in Google Earth is sometimes a bit hit and miss. I was looking for Paddington, a residential area of Sydney which I now know is about 2.5K SSE of Sydney Opera House.
I tried entering “Paddington, Sydney, Australia” into the GE search bar and it came back with no match. So then I tried “Paddington, Australia“.
If you have GE installed, give it a go, you basically land slap bang on top of the Paddington gold mine with the iPod (tailings dam) in full view.
Apple
So there you have it. Sadly there’s no gargantuan iPod, but we can at least be happy that Apple make lovely looking machines, and have contributed immensely to the public understanding that Human-Computer Interaction should have a strong emphasis on the “Human” side of the equation, so thanks and happy 30th anniversary to everyone at Apple, past and present.
I wonder what they’re really going to announce.


March 31st, 2006 at 4:51 pm
Excellent April Fools’ Joke!
March 31st, 2006 at 7:35 pm
As one of the ‘family & friends’, may I say a welcome to all the other people who came along for the ride !
You always were a good April Fooler, Rich, and you haven’t lost your touch.
Nice one!
March 31st, 2006 at 9:30 pm
Absolutely marvellous - congratulations. I hoped it was true - let’s see what actually happens tomorrow.
March 31st, 2006 at 11:49 pm
April 1st, 2006 at 4:53 pm
Great. Compliments from one who believed (half) it and wrote about it. Ciao.
April 1st, 2006 at 8:00 pm
You won the internet this weekend.
April 2nd, 2006 at 8:26 am
Great April Fool’s joke! Dumb question - how did you create the text? I’m using Google Earth on the Mac, and it appears that when I right click one of the letters, it tells me I can “edit path”. But I’m not sure what a path is, or how to create [or edit, for that matter!] one.
Thanks and great joke!
/vjl/
April 2nd, 2006 at 10:32 am
Hi Vince, it’s a perfectly sensible question :) Path creation (and I think editing) is a capability that only becomes enabled when you upgrade to Google Earth Plus (which currently costs $20 annually). It bascially means you can create simple “fences” (which is what I used write the “April Fool!” text) and simple polygon structures, so you can make rudimentary building models (for an example see my article on the Penyrheol School Fire). Google recently acquired a company called SketchUp whose simple 3d editor can export to Googel Earth, so if they follow their normal behaviour there will be a free multi-platform version before too long.
April 2nd, 2006 at 10:53 am
Aside from the Poisson d’Avril and all that ….. i was surprised to learn about the toxicity of these dumps
April 2nd, 2006 at 7:00 pm
Thanks for the explanation, Rich! Much appreciated. I’ve tried out the SketchUp demo before on OS X, and it is pretty nice. I didn’t realize Google purchased them; I hope you’re right and this feature is offered to Mac users too [even if i have to pay $20/yr, it's a good deal still].
The SketchUp site has some pretty cool demos of their exporter - the one for IAD airport is sweet; can’t wait to see Google use this in the future…
/vjl/