Comments on: Tell me a joke…. http://boakes.org/tell-me-a-joke/ talking up a better world, over tea Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:43:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Sal Saqeb http://boakes.org/tell-me-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-38676 Sal Saqeb Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:00:02 +0000 http://boakes.org/tell-me-a-joke#comment-38676 guy approaches a wizard and says I need your help. I have a 30 inch penis and can't seem to find a women willing to satisfy my needs as it's too large. What should I do..? Wizard says I know a frog that lives deep near the lake down the road. Rumor has it that if you ask him to marry you your penis will lose 5 inches. So he goes down, finds the frog and figures he'll try his luck. Mr frog Mr frog will you marry me.... "no" replies the frog. Wow it worked my cock has lost 5 inches. Let me try again Mr frog Mr frog will you marry me..? No baam another 5 inches gone Mr frog mr frog will youy marry me..? Nooo! baam 15 inches another 5 more inches and I'll finaly be able to make sweet love to any women. Mr frog Mr Frog will you marry me... " how many times must I tell you... No.no NOOO!!!!!!! :) Sal.. guy approaches a wizard and says I need your help. I have a 30 inch penis and can’t seem to find a women willing to satisfy my needs as it’s too large. What should I do..?

Wizard says I know a frog that lives deep near the lake down the road. Rumor has it that if you ask him to marry you your penis will lose 5 inches.

So he goes down, finds the frog and figures he’ll try his luck.

Mr frog Mr frog will you marry me…. “no” replies the frog.

Wow it worked my cock has lost 5 inches.

Let me try again

Mr frog Mr frog will you marry me..? No

baam another 5 inches gone

Mr frog mr frog will youy marry me..? Nooo!

baam 15 inches another 5 more inches and I’ll finaly be able to make sweet love to any women.

Mr frog Mr Frog will you marry me…

” how many times must I tell you… No.no NOOO!!!!!!!

:)

Sal..

]]> By: Anonymous http://boakes.org/tell-me-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-35492 Anonymous Thu, 31 Dec 2009 02:49:50 +0000 http://boakes.org/tell-me-a-joke#comment-35492 two men,lenny and artie, are talking in a bar. lenny says to artie, "gee, i hate my wife. i wish i could find someone to hire to kill her." artie says, "well, we're friends. i'll kill her for free." lenny says, "oh, i could never ask you to do it for free. i'd have to give you a dollar." artie agrees to the payment of a dollar and is told that lenny's wife will be at the grocery store the next morning. artie is to grab lenny'swife, choke her and stick her in his car trunk. the next morning everything goes as planned. artie grabs the wife as she comes out of the store, chokes her and throws her in the trunk of his car. then he happens to notice that a man and woman standing nearby saw him carry out his crime. so he has to choke them too. the store thought it was a big deal and put it up on their reader board: ARTICHOKES THREE FOR A DOLLAR. two men,lenny and artie, are talking in a bar. lenny says to artie, “gee, i hate my wife. i wish i could find someone to hire to kill her.” artie says, “well, we’re friends. i’ll kill her for free.” lenny says, “oh, i could never ask you to do it for free. i’d have to give you a dollar.” artie agrees to the payment of a dollar and is told that lenny’s wife will be at the grocery store the next morning. artie is to grab lenny’swife, choke her and stick her in his car trunk.

the next morning everything goes as planned. artie grabs the wife as she comes out of the store, chokes her and throws her in the trunk of his car. then he happens to notice that a man and woman standing nearby saw him carry out his crime. so he has to choke them too. the store thought it was a big deal and put it up on their reader board: ARTICHOKES THREE FOR A DOLLAR.

]]> By: Bruce http://boakes.org/tell-me-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-32756 Bruce Sun, 29 Nov 2009 07:44:26 +0000 http://boakes.org/tell-me-a-joke#comment-32756 A termite walks into a bar and says "Where's the bar tender?" A termite walks into a bar and says “Where’s the bar tender?”

]]> By: joss http://boakes.org/tell-me-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-27699 joss Mon, 05 Oct 2009 20:41:09 +0000 http://boakes.org/tell-me-a-joke#comment-27699 I told my family that i wanted to be a comedian. They where all laughing. But they're not laughing now. I told my family that i wanted to be a comedian.
They where all laughing.
But they’re not laughing now.

]]> By: Matt http://boakes.org/tell-me-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-26275 Matt Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:54:02 +0000 http://boakes.org/tell-me-a-joke#comment-26275 Three Irishmen walked up to a convent and knocked on the door. One of the men ask the sister who answers the door, "Excuse me sister, but do you have any wee little nuns in your convent?" The sister replies "No, no wee little nuns in my convent." The second guy chuckles. The first man asks, "Excuse me sister, but do you have any wee little nuns in your district?" The sister replies "No, no wee little nuns in my district." The second guy chuckles a little harder. The first man asks, "Excuse me sister just one last question. Do you have any wee little nuns in all of Ireland?" The sister replies "No, no wee little nuns in all of Ireland." The second guy breaks out laughing while the third guy chants, "Paddy f***ed a penguin!" Three Irishmen walked up to a convent and knocked on the door. One of the men ask the sister who answers the door, “Excuse me sister, but do you have any wee little nuns in your convent?”
The sister replies “No, no wee little nuns in my convent.”
The second guy chuckles.
The first man asks, “Excuse me sister, but do you have any wee little nuns in your district?”
The sister replies “No, no wee little nuns in my district.”
The second guy chuckles a little harder.
The first man asks, “Excuse me sister just one last question. Do you have any wee little nuns in all of Ireland?”
The sister replies “No, no wee little nuns in all of Ireland.”
The second guy breaks out laughing while the third guy chants, “Paddy f***ed a penguin!”

]]> By: Wilf http://boakes.org/tell-me-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-19076 Wilf Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:37:57 +0000 http://boakes.org/tell-me-a-joke#comment-19076 The paramedic then asks Sharon, "How many fingers have I got up?" "Oh my god" she cries, "I'm paralysed" The paramedic then asks Sharon, “How many fingers have I got up?”
“Oh my god” she cries, “I’m paralysed”

]]> By: Fatima Escudero http://boakes.org/tell-me-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-16029 Fatima Escudero Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:18:23 +0000 http://boakes.org/tell-me-a-joke#comment-16029 Have you heard you can now buy <em>Divorce Barbie</em>? She comes with all of Ken's stuff. Have you heard you can now buy Divorce Barbie?
She comes with all of Ken’s stuff.

]]> By: Lydia Button http://boakes.org/tell-me-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-10760 Lydia Button Sat, 23 May 2009 09:20:28 +0000 http://boakes.org/tell-me-a-joke#comment-10760 What Do You Get If You Call 666? An Upside Down Policeman! What Do You Get If You Call 666?

An Upside Down Policeman!

]]> By: Anonymous http://boakes.org/tell-me-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-10580 Anonymous Fri, 22 May 2009 14:47:47 +0000 http://boakes.org/tell-me-a-joke#comment-10580 Why is 6 afraid of 7, cause seven eight nine (seven ate nine) Why is 6 afraid of 7, cause seven eight nine (seven ate nine)

]]> By: dan shine http://boakes.org/tell-me-a-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-2032 dan shine Wed, 28 Jan 2009 01:17:44 +0000 http://boakes.org/tell-me-a-joke#comment-2032 What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt. What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt.

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